You've found my website! It's a nice little place I locked down when websites ruled the world!

 

At one point I thought this would be the most popular site on the internet. Then, sadly, pornography was invented and it has eclipsed my popularity twofold. In the pre-porno days this would have been a place I'd put clips of my stand up comedy, observing things like the difficulty of dating (it's very easy) and the differences between generations (there are none).

 

But now I mostly just write, so instead of funny things, here's a gif of me keeping a secret with a doll from a sketch I did with my friend and writing partner Chris Stephens (he is not the doll, he is a man). We're in a group called Butt, and you'll probably find more fun things to look at on the Butt website than here. It's called buttcomedy.com